Dearest Future English 110 Students,
You are all in for such a glorious treat. Obviously, by treat, I mean writing an excruciating 250 words of blog everyday for an entire quarter! The best part is that not only do you get to force yourself to write an uninteresting blog about what you did that day, but you get the grand opportunity to read and comment on 25 other people's similarly uninteresting blogs. Sure, once in a blue moon someone will write a captivating blog and the comments will flow, but I have written countless comments that say something like "Oh yeah! That's so interesting", when nothing could be further from the truth.
You might be saying to yourself, "Wow! These blogs sound like such a treat, but I want MORE assignments that make me want to give up on academics for the rest of eternity!" Well look no further, you've got the Analytical Research Paper to look forward to! This one is great for all you people who have ever watched a science fiction show and thought, "I would really like to write a drawn-out, seven page paper on themes in this episode! If only I got to incorporate a few scientific articles into my analysis!"
As you can tell, I have had a great time in this class, and I look forward to spreading the news about the funnest class on campus!
Sincerely,
Matthew Brew
haha its the dumbest 250 you write a day.(hopefully)
ReplyDeleteHahaha I love the letter. Very entertaining. It pretty much sums up what about everyone in the entire class thought about what we did!
ReplyDeleteIts true. I feel like most blogs i read were uninteresting.
ReplyDeleteI think we're all glad this is over!
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